Arthur: You know, I'll still like Star Wars when I'm five, and when I'm a Junior, and when I'm a grown up.
Me: And when you're an old man?
A: What d'you mean, old man?
Me: You know, like a granddad.
A: But whose granddad would I be?
Me: Well, you'd have to have some children first. Then they'd have to have some children.
A: I'm having six children.
Me: Really.
A: Yes. Three boys called John, Scott (but different from the Thunderbirds people) and Von, and three girls called Allerina, Ballerina, and Tallerina. They're girls' names, right?
Me: If you want them to be.
A: And maybe another boy called Leon.
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